Secret of the Pillow

When you are drifting off to sleep. The husband next to me suddenly gasped for air. A line of words floated before my eyes: [Hehe, make out with the heroine in front of the heroine. ] [The male protagonist must have endured it very hard, he almost screamed! ] [Facing the fragrant and soft heroine, who can not go crazy? ? ] My eyes widened in horror. But what he was holding was a pillow! 01 When I saw the barrage, I thought I was still dreaming. I couldn't help but pinch myself. hiss. It hurts. Spicy pills are not a dream. This world is so crazy. I rolled over. The mattress shook slightly. My husband, Mike, was frightened and stopped moving. The pillow fell to the floor. I seemed to hear a scream coming from the pillow. The voice was thin and soft, with a hint of pain from being thrown. Oh mo! The pillow is so amazing! ! The barrage passed by again: [? ? ? Why did the female supporting character suddenly wake up? Doesn't she usually sleep like a pig? ] [I don’t wake up early and don’t wake up late, but I wake up at this time. Is it intentional to do something bad? ] [Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I feel sorry for the baby heroine, it must hurt from the fall. ] [The heroine accidentally screamed, what should I do? I'm so anxious! ] [With the look in the female partner’s eyes, you can’t hear anything, right? No way. ] oh? So has the heroine really turned into a pillow? This is very creative. I stared at the pillow on the floor. It is Mike's Abeibei. It has been used for more than 20 years and has turned yellow. But now it's lying on the floor. It sank slightly. Mike anxiously wanted to get out of bed and pick up a pillow. As soon as he moved his knee, I caught his hand in time. I yelled in horror: "Husband, did you hear anything screaming?" His expression was awkward, his eyes were evasive, and he didn't dare to look at me. "No, did you hear it correctly?" "There seems to be a woman screaming...is there a ghost?" Mike's face was full of panic, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead. His eyes drifted to the ground uncontrollably. "Are you having a nightmare? There's a sound somewhere." [Damn it, the female supporting role, don’t pull the lead man’s hand! Dirty, dirty, dirty! ] [This female protagonist is so mean, she calls her “husband, husband” so smoothly, he is the heroine’s man! ] There was a click. I turn on the light. Mike was instantly nowhere to hide. I raised my eyebrows, turned over and pushed him down on the bed. [? ? ? ? ? ] [Is the female supporting role so shameless? Is this about cutting off the beard? Is she worthy? ] [Male protagonist, push her away! If you dare to react, I will take off my fandom immediately! ] Mike looked at me in shock. "What are you going to do?" I lifted his chin and winked at him. "Hubby, aren't you just trying to seduce me by not wearing clothes in the middle of the night? What are you pretending to be!" "Are you crazy?" His voice was high-pitched, with a hint of embarrassment and anger. My fingertips slid down his Adam's apple. "If a man says he doesn't want it, he wants it, I understand!" Mike pushed me away as hard as if he'd been burned. "Why are you so crazy in the middle of the night?" He almost roared, his chest rising and falling violently. But I wasn't annoyed, I just stared at him and smiled. "Hey, I like it when you refuse but welcome again." "Nervous! You can sleep by yourself, I'll go to the guest room to sleep!" He climbed out of bed in a panic. He didn't see his feet clearly when they hit the ground, and stepped on the pillow on the ground. I heard another small gasp. Aggrieved. coquettishly. It felt like it hurt when someone stepped on it, but I didn't dare to cry loudly, so I could only swallow back my sobs. Mike's face stiffened. He quickly bent down and picked up the pillow. He hugged the pillow and turned to leave. But how could I possibly let him have his wish? 02 I jumped out of bed and took the pillow out of Mike's arms. He refused to let go. I refuse to let go either. Each of us grabbed a pillow. The pillow was stretched taut, and the fabric made a subtle hissing sound. I could even feel the pillow shaking. Fortunately it doesn't have legs haha. Otherwise, he would have run away long ago. The barrage is almost going crazy: [The heroine’s baby is about to be broken into pieces. ] [This female supporting character is so vicious. She grabs pillows when she can’t grab a man. She’s crazy. ] [The heroine was so miserable, she was shaking from the pain, but she didn't dare to say anything. ] [Female partner, how are you, Driftwood? Can we die suddenly on the spot together? ] Mike seemed to feel the pillow shaking as well. He couldn't bear it. The fingers loosened and the strength became lighter. I aimed at the opportunity and pulled hard. Seizing the initiative from the pillow. Mike looked at the pillow in my hand distressedly and shouted: "Emily, why are you so crazy tonight? Give me back the pillow!" I laughed out loud. "Then you come after me. If you catch me, I'll let you have fun~" I ran away. He hurriedly followed me. I ran to the living room and circled around the sofa and coffee table. He chased. I run. But I run marathons. He couldn't catch up. After a few laps, he sat on the ground and gasped. "Emily, don't run away if you can!" I'm still calm. "Honey, keep chasing me, hehe!" My eyes moved down, I looked at it carefully, and then sighed. "Tsk, don't tell me, it's quite exquisite." He followed my gaze downwards and gritted his teeth: "Chen! Jing! Yi!" I poked it with my hand. "Honey, the warm-up is over, let's get started." "Just put a pillow under you hehehe..." [OMG! What did she say? If it's itchy, just use slippers! ] [She wasn't like this before. Wasn't she an incompetent housewife? Did something get on you? ] [This plot is crazy, why is the female supporting role so fierce? The hero's innocence is about to be lost. ] Mike looked at me in horror and slowly moved back. "Back off, back off, don't come over!" I slowly approached him. "Scream, no one will come to save you even if your throat is broken!" Accidentally. "Ouch!" I sprained my foot. Kneel down. Right in the crotch. "Ah!" First blood! Mike's face turned pale with pain. I got up quickly. Too anxious. My knees accidentally fell down again. "Ouch, ouch, ouch..." Double kill! This time. Mike rolled his eyes, tilted his head, and became completely silent. He fell asleep. The living room fell silent. Only the pillow in my arms was still shaking slightly. I looked down at it. It's quiet. I raised my lips. Next, let me explore this pillow. 03 From these barrage mouths. I realized that I was in a very unorthodox book. I am the incompetent wife in the bad book. It is part of the intimacy between the male and female protagonists. Later, the male protagonist gave it to his father, who toyed with him until he died. The heroine has an ever-changing physique. Can be turned into anything. But the setting is that every time you turn into an object, you must have an indescribable success with the male protagonist, or wait for seven days before you can change back. They've been doing this for a long time. Become a dog, become a cat, become a toilet, become a vacuum cleaner. And today it became a pillow. emmm… It is indeed a very poor book. But to be honest, except for the fact that his name is a bit earthy, Mike looks really good. But he is also a Phoenix man. For food at home. Food for his parents. It's all my money. I was thinking that I would marry a handsome man so that I would be happy to look at him every day. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have money. Anyway I have. The barrage is still rolling overhead, each line more vicious than the other: [Female Supporting Girl, your existence is a mistake, please kill yourself as soon as possible. ] [You'd better pray that the hero is okay tonight, otherwise you will die even more miserably. ] [Father-in-law, where are you? Come and collect this vicious woman! ] [When she dies, her inheritance will all belong to the male protagonist. From then on, the male protagonist and the female protagonist can live a life without shame. ] I looked at Mike who was unconscious on the ground. Want to kill someone for money? I want to eat shit. 04 It only took me 1 second to accept this shit. After all, now I'm awake. And the heroine becomes a pillow. You can't change it back on your own initiative yet. The advantage is mine! If we don't want her life now, when will we wait? So, I threw the pillow on the floor. Crazy stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp! The comments about my action went crazy: [The female supporting role is so vicious, she actually wants to trample our heroine to death! ] [It’s ridiculous, the heroine won’t die if she turns into a non-body form. ] [Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. But the heroine will feel pain. Several ribs were broken, which made me feel very sad. ] [When the hero gives you to his father, you will suffer ten thousand times more than this. Just wait. ] Won't die? I don't believe it! I picked up the pillow from the floor. Walk towards the kitchen. I turn on the gas stove. [Click] There was a sound, and flames burst out. I put one side of the pillow up. But! The flames could not select the pillow. It was like there was an invisible layer wrapped around it, and the flames were burning underneath, but they couldn't touch the fabric at all. Except for the footprints I just stepped on, there were no scorch marks on the pillow, and there was not even smoke. But the pain was unbearable. The pillow cried out with a cry: "It's so hot! Let me go!" I looked at the pillow coldly. "Where is the monster? Why don't you show up soon?" The pillow makes a sharp sound: "I am the Pillow Master, how dare you, a mortal, do this to me?" Damn mistress. He actually disguised himself as a pillow fairy! Do you think I'm stupid? I turned up the heat. The flames shot up and covered half of the pillow. The pillow screamed louder. "Ah! Let me go! "Ignorant mortal, if you let me go, I can grant you one wish!" The barrage scrolls crazily: [The heroine is so witty! But will the female supporting character really believe it? ] [Isn’t this also to delay time? When the hero wakes up, he wants this poisonous woman to look good! ] [But will the male protagonist really wake up? I felt like he was a little bit dead. ] [Hey, if the male protagonist's Abeibei hadn't been a pillow, the female protagonist wouldn't have turned into a pillow. She could be a kitten or puppy, and she has long legs! ] [This picture is so scary, I really don’t dare to look at it. ] [Male protagonist, wake up, your wife is getting ready! ] Look, I didn't stop. The pillow continues to scream: "I know your name is Emily! Your mother's name is Jiang Lan, and your father's name is Chen Dafa." My hands paused. She thought I believed it and took the opportunity to continue outputting: "I also know that you and Mike have been married for five years and have never been able to have a child. "Let me go and I can do this to make you pregnant!" I sneered: "If you are an immortal, why can't you save yourself? Do you think I'm stupid?" The pillow was silent for a while. It shook for a moment, then forced itself to open its mouth. "That's because my magic power is imprisoned. Let me go. When my magic power is restored, I will reward you with one son, no! Five!" Bah! You only gave birth to five sons! What a vicious curse! But I still turned off the fire. After all, it is indeed a bit hot. 05 Seeing me turn off the fire. The barrage is very happy. [Hahahahaha Idiot, even the Pillow Fairy believes that he deserves to be deceived by the male protagonist for money and love. ] [The next step is to wait until the male protagonist wakes up. The male protagonist will never let our female protagonist suffer! ] [The heroine's baby is so smart. He just lied to scare the heroine. Kiss me, mom. ] The pillow continued to order me: "Now get a plate of water to cool me down." I nodded: "Okay." I carried the pillow to the bathroom, walked to the washing machine, and opened the lid. Pillow panic. "Emily, what do you want to do?" I smiled evilly: "Sage, you are so dirty, let me give you a bath!" "Stop, stop it!" It roars, it screams. But it has no legs or hands. Can only be helpless and furious. I threw it in the washing machine. Turn on the high temperature disinfection cleaning mode. [drop! ] The washing machine starts to fill with water. Cold water rushed in. The pillow absorbed water and became heavier and heavier. It slapped against the wall of the barrel, making a muffled sound. Once, again, and again. "Save...life...GuluGulu..." All sounds were drowned out by the sound of the washing machine working. The drum spins. I leaned against the doorframe. Watch the white mass in the drum spin and spin. [Ah ah ah? OMG! What is she doing! ] [Help. Did the female supporting character not believe what the Pillow Fairy said? ] [Male protagonist, wake up quickly, your heroine is being tortured! ] [Satan has to give up his position when he sees the female supporting role. This is not a human being, but a devil! ] [Female supporting role, you must die! You must die a good death! You must die a good death! ] [You are a homeless person with nothing but money. The hero should have killed you long ago. ] … An hour later. The washing machine beeped twice and then stopped. The roller slowly came to a stop. I opened the lid. A rush of hot air hit my face. I took the pillow out of the washing machine. It was limp and motionless. Already fainted. 06 Next, how to play? While I was deep in thought. My mother-in-law Linda suddenly sent me a link to a tour group. [I’m going on a 6-day trip with my sister. The tour fee is 2,800 US dollars. Here’s the money! ] The tone is confident. My eyes lit up. Mother-in-law is going on a trip? Then isn’t father-in-law Robert at home alone? Thinking of the way Robert usually looked at me, I couldn't help but feel my stomach churn. Every time he comes to the house, he always nudges me intentionally or unintentionally. I thought I was being careless. But the barrage said that I would be killed by him in the end... Then let me give him a gift.